rewrite of the harry potter books where it’s all from hedwig’s perspective and we see her inner monologue
Billy: Whatever Harrington, those kids are losers.
Steve: *gasp* Don’t talk to me or my son or my son or my daughter or my son ever again.
- steve harrington at a store: excuse me, i've lost the kids i'm babysitting. could i please make an announcement?
- clerk: uh sure
- steve: [leaning into the mic] goodbye you little shits
- steve:
- steve, now crying: please come back you guys. guys i'm sorry where are you
#when you’re feeling all sad and emotional but then you remember that you are sadistic bitch
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